Alix versus Alex goes to the poles.
I won’t pretend for a second that I know what goes on between influencers Alix Earle and podcast host Alex Cooper. The truth of the matter is that I don’t know any of the details.
All I know is that there is some sort of online beef between the two, and from the looks of it, the situation is somewhat serious. And to be honest, the only reason I even consider it a serious matter TMZ said a “Who would you prefer?” of the two in their bikinis.
Madeline Angy, Alex Cooper and Alix Earle attend an ‘Unwell’ fan screening at Paris Theater on September 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
It’s usually just for fun or to get into choosing sides in a situation that Alix and Alex find themselves in. Which, for the record, Alix Earle has a commanding 63 percent of the vote, and there’s a simple math my old man once explained to me that accounts for it.
I don’t know if it’s a strictly bikini-based vote or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I have not, nor do I intend to, take a look at the scoreboard as it pertains to their reported feud.
Like the drama itself, I’m not interested in that aspect of it either. We don’t need to look back and bring up the past or waste time pointing at scoreboards. We need solutions.
Could pole dancing put an end to the Alix Earle and Alex Cooper drama?
Alix herself may have unconsciously, though she is a brilliant businesswomancome up with one while apparently reacting to the continued and unnecessary conflict.
On Sunday, she posted a video of herself pole dancing with a “Sorry, I’ve been busy filming this week”. That, along with the competitive aspect of “Who would you prefer?” gave me an idea.
If Alix and Alex can’t or won’t band together to put an end to this, perhaps a friendly head-to-head competition could end this without a complete scorching of the earth.
I suggest that each side retreat to their corner, spend an agreed upon amount of time preparing, and then compete in a winner-takes-all pole dancing contest to end this.
Unconventional, I know. But it is out-of-the-box thinking that is sometimes needed to bring conflicts to an end. I wish them both the best of luck.
