All the news you need to know from the week that was…
It’s Saturday, which means it’s time to catch up on all the news you might have missed this week with a little help from Punch-Up!
And what a week it was…
We had a record team sale, a wild reveal about a certain Jedi Knight, and an original Happy days the cast just shot their first nude scene.
Yes, I know what year it is.
There’s a lot more where all that came from, so let’s dig in!
Iron Maiden has announced this they will not attend the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony because they are going on tour in Australia and New Zealand. “Oh, yeah, we’re going on tour that day too,” said every other inmate.
The San Diego Padres have been sold for one a record of DKK 3.9 billion. That’s the most anyone has ever paid just to lose to the Dodgers.
Nutella has announced its first new flavor in ages, and it’s peanuts. They have been working on names, but are leaning towards “peanut butter”.
Switzerland’s men’s hockey coach has admitted to falsifying his COVID vaccination status so he could train at the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing. The Chinese government responded by saying it was nice to have someone doing whatever it took to get into the country for a change.
Bigfoot was recently seen three times in Ontario, Canada. So in Ontario, Sasquatch is easier to watch than a Toronto Maple Leafs playoff game.
Rosie O’Donnell addressed rumors that she will appear on an upcoming season of Dancing with the Starsdespite vowing not to return to the US while Trump is in office. She said that’s not happening since she’s not a star, even by the show’s exceedingly low standards.
Actor Mark Hamill has it floated the idea that Luke Skywalker is actually gay. If so, maybe “thief-eyed womp rats in my T-16” didn’t mean what we all thought it did.
Do you have it all?
Good. See you here next week.
