Cynical Internet users drag Rihanna for looking “stiff” while dancing at a New York Gentleman’s Club to A$AP Rocky!
Baby, the internet is officially unable to let a billionaire mother of three live her absolute best life in peace! Media Take Out has followed a wild, hypercritical wave of timeline chatter after the absolute queen of style and beauty, Rihannastepped out in New York City with her fashion-forward husband, A$AP Rocky.
The dynamic duo, who recently welcomed their third child, decided to let their hair down and paint the town red by heading straight to an elite, high-end NYC gentleman’s club to party with the dancers and celebrate Rocky’s continued musical success. But baby, the second viral fan cams and low quality cell phone footage of Rihanna capturing a vibe hit the internet, the toxic body shamers immediately opted for absolute violence. Instead of celebrating her legendary bad-mad energy, cynical commentators began mercilessly trolling the 38-year-old icon, boldly claiming she looked “stiff” and “big” as she tried to drop it low and dance with the club’s beautiful ladies!
According to the viral clips that are currently tearing up X and TikTok, Rihanna was seen looking absolutely stunning in a casual, high-fashion streetwear look, throwing wads of cash and laughing alongside a circle of amazing exotic dancers. In a few short seconds of the video, the Fenty Beauty mogul can playfully rock her hips and try to dance to the heavy bassline as A$AP Rocky hypes her up from the VIP couch.
But honey, the internet’s hypercritical keyboard warriors completely bypassed the fun and started running their mouths! Toxic threads quickly started trending with users picking apart her rhythm, cruelly writing that her dance moves looked “robotic” and suggesting that she has lost her signature Caribbean waist flexibility. Others went straight for her physical form, making unsolicited remarks about her post-baby body and claiming she looked too “heavy” to move the way she used to on stage. Honey, the sheer audacity of sitting on a sofa and criticizing the body of a global billionaire icon there just born a few months ago is really next level unhinged!
The Navy fires back: “She just had a whole baby, let her live!”
Luckily, the fiercely loyal Rihanna fleet was immediately deployed onto the digital battlefield to completely shut down the haters and clear the room! Fans rushed to the comments sections to lash out at the critics and remind everyone that Rihanna is currently navigating the grueling reality of raising three toddlers — RZA, Riot and her newborn daughter, Rocki Irish — all while running a multi-billion dollar cosmetics, lingerie and fashion empire.
Supporters aggressively pointed out that Rihanna has never been a performance robot who needs to look perfectly choreographed 24/7, especially when she’s just trying to relax, have a drink and throw some singles at a private party with her partner. “She’s a normal woman who just had her third child back to back, she’s supposed to have curves!” a viral tweet was fired back and received tens of thousands of likes. Other fans noted that the alleged “stiffness” was literally just a woman trying to casually dance in high-end luxury designer boots without twisting her ankles on a crowded club floor!
The ultimate power couple keeps jumping to the bank!
If the internet haters think their lame comment is going to stop the Fenty train from rolling, they’re dead wrong. Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are currently operating at an all-time high romantic level of happiness. Rocky is currently riding high from the massive global rollout of his brand new studio album Don’t be stupidand Rihanna is right by his side, playing the ultimate, ultra-supportive superstar wife.
The couple have been seen delivering non-stop high-fashion dates all over Manhattan, looking deeply in love, completely unbothered and completely focused on their beautiful growing family. The internet can keep furiously typing away from their phones with savage criticism of her beat, but the Bad Gal is busy running a historic financial empire, keeping her man completely locked up, and looking totally exceptional while doing it. Get mad, haters!